trophywifematerial:

*in love with someone from the internet*

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REBLOGGING BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE JUST HOW FUCKING CUTE THIS PUPPY IS. DBDHJBSKHXBCHBJSBC,Z,K

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mattruboner:

i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that

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ORANGE!

You are the worst broadband provider in existence and I want you to die!

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cows-and-deathc0re:

unnnnfff

I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.

thecapitalhim:

almosttoogaytofunction:

My life is so hard.

talk to me

LOVE ME

COME ON TINYCHAT OR SOMETHING

JUST TALK TO ME PETAL

I have never ever been on tinychat.

I dont know what it is. (I do now I just googled it) but yeah. How am I even a functioning member of tumblr without knowing of tinychat? I’m appalled at myself.

I’m far too boring. 

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I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.

My life is so hard.